RULES FOR MODERN MEN: A GUIDE TO AIR TRAVEL

Air Travel

 

Dress as you wish to be found in the wreckage. Lets face it, no one has any excuse for dressing badly at the airport anymore, with limitless vintage, luxury and premium sports wear available we’re sorry, but if you’re seen wearing bent out of shape tracksuit bottoms and a complete mismatched outfit we can’t be responsible for how boarder force treat you. But at the same time you aren’t Diddy, so leave the velvet tracksuit and chains in the suitcase or even better in the bin. Keep it clean and sleek like our guys below.

 

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Ryan Reynolds.
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1970s Chuck Taylor All Star Canvas High-Top 
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LES BASICS LE CREW SWEAT Navy

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David Beckham

 

 

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NIKE SPORTSWEAR TECH FLEECE CREW
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NIKE SPORTSWEAR TECH FLEECE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Odell Beckham Jr.

 

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JOHN ELLIOTT Tangleweave Bogota Woven Bomber Jacket
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Nudie Jeans GRIM TIMORANGE CLOUD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Rest Of The Rules

 

You’re not allowed to work in first class (if you’re lucky enough to get there in the first place) and you aren’t allowed to hold impromptu meetings in business (no, the galley is not an acceptable meeting place either). If you’re in economy like most of us, do whatever it takes to get to the other side.

Put your phone in flight safe mode. Yes, we know you can send off an email as you’re taking off and the plane won’t fall out of the sky, but just play along.

There’s always one moron who insists on keeping the window blind open during a night flight, forcing everyone in a three row radius to wake up at the first hint of sunlight. If you’ve noticed that moron, politely ask him them to if they could shut it. If they refuse looks like you’ll be wearing those free god awful eye masks! That or go Rambo on his ass.

Even if you can cut through your jet lag with a bread knife, sleeping across three chairs in the business lounge is completely unacceptable. At the end of the day sleep sitting up right, their chairs, not beds.

Instagram wing shots. Well you’ve got to make people jealous. Just make sure its not RyanAir.

Hell hath no fury like the American immigration official. Play tough at your peril.

Men who display frequent flyer membership cards outside an airport or aircraft. You are the absolute worst.

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