Leonardo DiCaprio is the master of ridiculously lazy fashion. It’s not that it’s bad, it’s just fascinating, really. He wears baseball caps, heather gray T-shirts, and an absurd amount of cargo shorts. It’s not a great look, but he’s Leo. Somehow, he gets away with it. But this week, he took his ‘IDGAF’ style to the next level: Instead of an actual bag, he stored his essentials literally in a plastic bag.

Yep, you heard and saw right. Just a bag that you might use to carry groceries or pick up after your dog. He simply tied it around his sweater (which was tied around his waist) and walked around like it was the most normal thing in the world. Now we love Leo, but this isn’t a good look— even for him. There’s a line between ironic fashion and just trash style. This is it.

Good news: It’s not that hard to find a bag better than this. Almost any bag will do. Here three of our favourite alternatives.

Brooks England,
Pickwick Small Leather-Trimmed Cotton-Canvas Backpack

Available, Mr.Porter, £135

EASTPAK, Kerr Axer Brown

Available: EastPak.com, £95

Maison Margiela, Leather Pouch

Available, Mr.Porter, £480